Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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