i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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