You work out of a Hotel?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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