Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This house was built for laser tag.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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