...so i touched it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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