Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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