her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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