So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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