question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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