In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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