how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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