I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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