I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Edward fifth and chaser hands
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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