i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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