I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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