At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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