I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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