I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Randomize
