have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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