he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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