do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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