Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
this boner is exhausting
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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