i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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