It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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