And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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