but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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