question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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