drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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