theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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