Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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