they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
ok first of all what the fuck
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