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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

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(256): View more from Alabama

'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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(248): View more from Michigan

I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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(512): View more from Texas

Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.

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(210): View more from Texas

Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.

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