dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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