their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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