I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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