Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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