he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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