Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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