I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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