Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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