i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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