do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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