Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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