Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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