Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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