maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I believe in your delicious
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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