Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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