Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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