yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
His nipple licking is glorious
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