Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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