we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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