just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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