We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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