Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
