ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
one two three fourrrrnication!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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