Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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