would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Life is so much better after having sex.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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