If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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