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found out what b.m.t stands for.

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what did you think?

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bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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Jake died.

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WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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Oops typo. Jake cried.

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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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Eh. They balance each other out

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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.

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I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...

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